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Monday, June 22, 2009

A republican bedwetter

Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.

Pure racist horseshit, delivered without foundation or a shred of reason or logic.
What he means in plain English is, "Niggers truly scare me."

You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.

Why don't you try to learn something about him because he's not coming to your door to explain himself.
Funny, you had no problem with Bush - is it because he's white?

You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education
and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.

Dude, your ignorance is impossible to contain or quantify.
How is it Obama's fault that you can't explain why you're clueless?
Hint: Best-selling authors make good money.

You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up
in America and culturally you are not an American.

Bush grew up exploding frogs with rectally-inserted firecrackers
and you didn't mind him wrecking the economy and lying us into a war.
Admit it - go ahead, "I'm a clueless racist fuck."

You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.

You scare so easily - are you sure you're not a senate Democrat?

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core.

At least he didn't sign up in the elite, rich boy's champagne squad and then go AWOL.
You can play the scared victim until the cows come home but your biggest problem
is your failure to compare Obama to other presidents.
"You scare me this way and you scare me that way."
Boo Hoo - Poor you. Grow the fuck up.

You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others.

Actually the opposite is true.
Obama takes shit from people like me because he does NOT assign blame where it belongs.
He's too polite for my tastes, but for an asshole like you, he scores a zero on every test.
Bush was handed peace and prosperity and he handed Obama war, recession and doom. .

If you were an honest man (Should I bother to finish this sentence?) you'd pick your shots
but instead, you use the Limbaugh-shotgun approach and shoot anything and everything that moves.

What's next? "You scare me because you're so tall?"

You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists
who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.

Pure racist horseshit.
Those "radical extremists" that scare you so much are American voters.
It hurts when 75% of America disagrees with you, doesn't it?.
If democracy scares you, there are lots of other countries you can flee to.

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America' crowd and deliver this message abroad.

Bush was a pirate and a thug and a rapist and a torturer the whole world needed to hear Obama apologize for his crimes..
If you like Bush so much, run Jeb in 2012 and see how many states you win.

You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country
where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.

Again - horseshit.
Bush's idea of no-rules, no-oversight, runaway capitalism bankrupted America.
The government stepped in to save us - remember?
If you want American banks closed and the Big Three shut down, just say so.

You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.

Only a rich, Republican prick would enjoy the health care fuck-up we currently have.
When Clinton tried to fix it, right-wing reactionaries like yourself screamed,
"You can't fix that - it's one seventh of our economy."
Now it's one fifth - and you still don't want it fixed?

You're an old fart - you'll be dead soon, but what about the rest of us?
We can't survive one of every three dollars going to health care..
What are you - fucking stupid or something?

You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.

Yeah, only an idiot wants cheaper, cleaner energy that's renewable.
Meanwhile Prince William Sound still stinks from the Exxon Valdez
and we have over 120,000 troops risking their lives for cheaper gasoline.
Why use wind power when there are still-empty graves at Arlington?

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg
which provides the highest standard of living in the world.

ha ha
You mean the goose that needed to borrow multi-trillions of dollars to survive?
As a braindead retiree, who do you think guarantees your pension?
Hint: It's not some mythical golden goose - it's the federal government that you hate so much.

You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations.

You mean the banks and corporations that came to washington begging for a bailout?
What would your bitch be if Obama bailed them out with no conditions attached?

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you
on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.

Again, the opposite is true.
Obama's party stabs him in the back on a regular basis.

...and blow me on the "wild and irresponsible spending proposals."
Obama wouldn't have to spend that money if Bush hadn't broken the entire world.
The last president to balance the budget was Democrat, remember?

...and blow me on the "your own party shrinks from challenging you."
We got in this mess because the GOP went with every failed idea your Monkey had.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.

ha ha
We get this horseshit from a Bush lover?
And I'll send you a dollar if you can name an intelligent Republican.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.

Pure racist horseshit.designed for fellow handjobs hooked on the vulgar Pigboy's lies.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.

"The media" as in FOX News or the New York Whore Times?
Or the Washington Whore Post or the Moonie Times?
Did Obama lie us into a war with the help of the Democrat-loving media?
Have you been living in the United Sates the last 18 years?

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys,
O'Reillys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.

If any of that crew has a decent idea why don't they run for office? The reason is they can make
millions of dollars a year by spewing hateful bile that ignorant shits like you eat with a Texas-sized spoon.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.

Pure racist horseshit.
All you know is "Niggers scare me" and that's all we hear from you.

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
Lou Pritchett

Then move the fuck away - go to another country because the voters decided that they'd had enough
of the crap you and the crooked Bush bastards illegally shoved down our throats.

Note: Lou Pritchett is a former VP of Procter & Gamble before his retirement in 1989.
Pritchett confirmed that is the author of the idiotic "open letter.".

Currently: He's a racist scumbag who can't stand the thought that "one of them"
was chosen by the voters to correct the massive Bush-era disasters.

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