Why we love/hate them!

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


NICKNAMES
·  If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laura, Kate and  Sarah.
·  If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will
affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and
Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
·  When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each
throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None
of them will have anything smaller and none will actually
admit they want change back.
·  When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.

MONEY
·  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
·  A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
 doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
·  A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and
toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a
 towel .
·  The average number of items in the typical woman's
bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more
than 20 of these  items.

ARGUMENTS
·  A woman has the last word in  any argument.
·  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.

FUTURE
·  A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
·  A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.

SUCCESS
·  A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
·  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
·  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
·  A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
·  A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a  book,
and get the mail.
·  A man will dress up for weddings and  funerals.

NATURAL
·  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
·  Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
·  Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.
 She knows about  dentist appointments and romances, best
friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
·  A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in
the house.